What is Going On

   So I'm sure that you all have heard that Donald Trump or as I like to call him angry can tan man with a wig ( bad wig at that I really think that he needs to find a new wig guy cuz the one he has now SUCKS) anyways I digress again.... wants to become president, first off I would just like to say AHHHHHHHHHHH! Sec if that does happen I am moving out of the country. Now you are probably are think to yourself why in the world are you screaming, well just for the simple fact that a man like Donald Trump want to become the leader of the country. Now I'm not saying that the man wouldn't do a good job... okay well maybe I am with the screaming and saying that I would move out of the country. But I have good reason to say that, the man would literally try and take over the world. I mean the man already owns like god knows how many hotels in the world.... no really god and Donald Trump are the only two people that know how many hotels that man owns. So anyways back to what I was saying..... the thought of Donald Trump becoming president scares the holy bujeuse out of me for the simple fact that the only thing that he would do right maybe and that just a maybe is fix the money problem, but other then that I think that the US would be at war with every  country in the world (not that the US isn't already )just based on the fact that he didn't like them.

     In my personal opinion Donald is a air head when it comes to anything else but money, and running a hotel, that's  it nothing else. So the man has a few company's with his last name on it, so what that doesn't mean anything. That would be like me having a few high quality product like sunglasses with my name on it, and I know a lot about those products that my name is on , but that doesn't mean I can go out there and say that, because I know my sunglasses company very well that now I am going to try and tell very one else how they should have there sunglasses company. I know that a bad example.. but you see were I'm coming from . What I'm basically trying to say is Donald needs to stick with what he knows best, which is hotels and don't try and run the US.

 I will tell you this right now that if Donald Trump gets any people behind him on this.. and I'm sure he has a few pinkie up tea drinkers behind him.... that those people need to be taken out back and beaten in the head with plastic bats, till they get some sines knocked into them, or something along those lines. Again I'm sure your thinking Aqua why so hateful, don't bet the pinkie up tea drinkers that just mean, or you may be thinking... HEY MAN I drink tea with my pinkie in the air. To the people that may be thinking the first thing I have to say I'm just being me so there. To the people that may be thinking the 2nd thing I have to say .. as long as you don't vote to Donald Trump we will have no problem.. and to be honest I drink tea too just not with my pinkie in the air.

  The cherry on top of it all the man is so into himself that its not even funny .. okay well its kinda funny. And i honestly don't think that the people that say they like him really don't. They are just to scared to say other wise ... why , to be honest I don't know nor do I really care. And i don't think that you the reader do either so on that note I will leave you with the lesson of the day.

 Today's lesson is well just because you have money doesn't mean that you should be the president of the US. Stick with what your good at and leave everything else like that to other people just not Donald Trump.

 

Go To Your Happy Place

Okay so today I went to my new school that I will be going to in the fall of this year to take my placement test so they can tell me how "stupid" they think I am ; just to find out that the whole parking lot from one end of the school to the other is full. Just when I think I have a parking spot some butt head tries to play chicken with me.... Now keep in mind I drive at the moment a 1990 Ford truck and the person that has unwisely decided to play this fun game with me is in a SUV..... any who I digress... So knowing all of this ahead of time when I see this person , being the nice a sweet and kind person that I am ... not the kind of person that wants to poke peoples eyes out with a spoon ... cause we all know that not me .. no not at all....... ( ya I have angry problems but who doesn't)..anyways where was I ..... Oh yes playing chicken with a SUV... So i let the person take the parking spot and as I was leaving the wonderful school I take a look around and I see all the lovely students leaving to go to their cars , walking out into the middle of the road and I began to think to myself...... Oh my lord if these are the workers of the future then no wounder that us as a country of no money cause we hire people who walk out in the middle of the freaking road!

  The other thought that passed through my head was .... And I thought Costco parking lots were bad.... and by this point I wanted to poke my own eyes with a spoon along with everyone else... But I didn't I just went to my happy place as I do so often when I have to deal with stupid people... which is well pretty much daily. But hey its cool I don't mind I like it in my happy place its quite comfy and I don't have the over whelming feeling to poke peoples eyes out. That's a good things cause then everyone can see and most important I can see and at then end of then day that is all that matters is Me......

So today's lesson is when someone of a group of people tick you off don't poke their eyes out with a spoon cause that really sadly wont solve anything even tho it will make you feel better you will then have a big bloody mess to clean up and that just no fun . Instead just find and go to your happy place and all will be well...